You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. And for the gentleman? Girl, who is you playin wit? Oh. I dont think she did. Were all on our own individual path. Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. With Ellen DeGeneres. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. That was a religion we were. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. Thats not important. Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. These are good. Im just gonna keep shoes on, theyre not gonna see that. Then you go tosomebodys house and they have a shoes-off policy. When I dosomething stupid, its a story. Oh boy. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. I love being vegan. Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. She has dry eye and thats okay. Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Look, theyre fine. You have nice feet. What are the kids doing? I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. Yeah. Yeah, I really do. Happy birthday And its a jungle out there. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) Maybe its right for Ive gardened. They should be wherever theyre supposedto be. And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. Mazel tov. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". I have 15 on right now. Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. Where do you get your protein? Itll put everything in perspective. Its the news, without the news. Those look good. I dont understand what fleas do even. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway? Yeah, I cant, When Im in traffic, heres the thing. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up You know what? Thank you. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. OK You know what words not in there? Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. 02:52 PM - 12 May . And for all of this years graduates, believe me, your best days are still ahead of you. DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of She said she held my head. The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. I was walking, hewas walking, he started running, I had tocatch up. The book is in the library. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. I will, yeah. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. I dont wanna stop you. Jesus broke bread. [claps] Portia and I took a picture and this guy photobombed us back there. We should be on our own path. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. We know that now. You know, you say: Im vegan. Andy, do you want to add anything? Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Ellen DeGeneres: ( 04:48) All I've ever wanted to do is make people feel good and laugh, and there is no greater feeling than when someone tells me that I've made their day better with my show, or that I've helped them get through a sickness or a hard time in their lives. tWitch: (06:46) Why do you say the hand? And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. Cause people do that to me. She took a chance on me. Watch Think Dig Deeper Customize this lesson 48 [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? He didnt even know how to slice it. I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. I had no job, I had no car, no money. Deathly allergic. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. What do you guys think, do you like them? Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. She is the daughter of Betty DeGeneres (ne Elizabeth Jane Pfeffer), a speech therapist, and Elliott Everett DeGeneres, Jr., an insurance agent. There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? "Ellen DeGeneres" Scripts.com. Do you know what Im saying? I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. These are good if I have to do this. Andy Lassner: (06:14) Ill tell you that. Like, I mean Baryshnikov doesnt get askedto dance as much as I get asked to dance. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. What did we do before the ladder? if you lookback at the first season. I love that expression. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) The guest list for the final show. Shouldnt be a problem. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. Yes. Good afternoon, students. [crowd laughs] Hm. The most accurate AI-powered transcription on the market. Ellen DeGeneres was born in 1958 in New Orleans, Louisiana, and grew up in the Big Easy suburb of Metarie. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) I had to learn about it on the commercial. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. And for you? With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. No cant have the chicken. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Ellen's talent, personal warmth and insight have earned her recognition as a global entertainer and household name. Jen Aniston has dry eye. Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. Nearly a decade later in 1994, DeGeneres was still very much in the closet when her sitcom Ellen went on air. The writing was already on the wall her contract was up anyway in 2022 . By the way, all right, listen to this joke. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. I journaled and I wrote poetry. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. Ellen Degeneres: (02:17) Ellen Degeneres Commencement Speech Transcript 2020, Congressional Testimony & Hearing Transcripts. Squirrels live in trees. Curl up and read a good book or you know, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) A RESTful API to access Revs workforce of fast, high quality transcriptionists and captioners. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. -It is? I say 10B, does a plane go back thatfar? Andy Lassner: (08:16) Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. 2023. You know I mean, the ladder, we take that for granted. They insist on memorizing your order. [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus, alumini, aluminum, alumis; you . I dont know, I just guessed. Im gonna give you something for that. Yes. Oh my God, it was so hard but It is so worth it cause when you get there and you see this thing five feet away from you So majestic, so beautiful. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sends me this. It wastwo rooms and I had a mattress on thefloor and the entire basement was infested withfleas. Thank you very much. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. Thats what they should be doing. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. Libary. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? Not bad . Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. Cause Id like it to come out right. Its just so Im filled withanxiety when they come up to the table and they just come up and: And thelady will have? There were fleas everywhere. Yeah. The sentence repeats I to emphasize Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. Im the manager. No, deathly allergic. It really Its like Its gonna fit. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . No ones gonna watch a lesbian duringthe day.. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. I dont need anything. With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? I dont know I am still gay by the way. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. Andy Lassner: (01:15) People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. This is my homework for my online Spanish. and it wasntmeant to be funny. I a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: Be kind to one another. And [crowd cheers] Yeah, thats what I thought. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? Now, she's addressing them directly about her decision to end . Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. I did not. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. You know that. But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. Heres a little bit of what I know. And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. 00:25. -Ill get the asparagus. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. But now Im countin this Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) Ellen Degeneres: (05:14) It could be all because of her. I got a TV from the gay lady. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. This is ridiculous. And hum So Im sitting in the solarium eating mybreakfast and I was on my third or fourth bite of cutepineapple that Batu was feeding me and I said: Batu, Im not hungry, Ive lost my appetite. Commencement: common, and cement, common cement. And [claps] And that time, after I came out, was really one of the hardest periods of my life, it was. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. There are so many different types of jobs. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English So well, then you can have the chicken? Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up There was a woman trying to get on theplane with a peacock the other day. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. But it was the best part of my journey. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. That Im not a dancer. Thats who we are, you know. -How long youve been doing it? I dont know, you know. And now, by the power vested in me by the State of California and my friends at Shutterfly, I now pronounce you graduated. El libro esta en la biblioteca. Is that okay? I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. Nobody should be on anybody elses path. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. Thank you. Class of 2020, parents, teachers, custodians, lunch ladies, principals and crossing guards. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. The Best Speech-to-Text Solution for Your Business Learn how Rev fits into your businesses workflow. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. Like were holding on to things that we dont need to hold on to that we should let go of. Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me And youre watching them slowly creep up in your rearview mirror, and youre just: Please, change. She opens the show with an obligatory . [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. Whooping cough, back hair, crying And itsjust They should say anything at all: Side effects could be, think of something. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. I mean everybody warned me. Just becausethey knew I was gay. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? I was healthier than Id ever been. Still Oh, thank you. In November 2019,. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. Hes a handsome boy. If you are graduating this year, first of all, I want to say congratulations. At the starting of the week But the only memory, I have a couple ofmemories when we would go to a gasstation when I was a little girl. You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. Yep, the green beans. Maam. And anyway. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. I like my job. Back that ass up Hes got dandruff. Thats I do have an injury thats kind of a problem for working out now. This is my second month of quarantine shows. Im just gonna look down here and touch that. You have no idea. I know how important that is. Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. I think we both hit our heads. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. Its amazing, we were poor cause we never had medicine. Back that ass up I used to work out a lot. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. Is she gonna be OK? Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. You dont know why someones going slow. Yeah. I love to drive and I like to drive fast and Im safe, but I do like to go fast and so slow drivers irritate me, because theyre goingso slow and lets be honest. The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. I had no idea I was in a cage. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] I send her this. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. Make your content more accessible to people with disabilities. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) So I started writing what it would belike to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. Theres like There is a make-up display theres is a curling iron, hair extensions crudits Oh, are those strawberries in season? And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. And next? The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. I had to wear necklaces, crazy things, really. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) Yeah. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. And where are my softball coaches at? Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. Trees have leaves. 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